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Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 4454 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 9 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 49 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Enchantments Applied: | 118 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 19 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Buildings Constructed: | 32 |
Divine Spears Created: | 26 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players will survive the ultimate challenge at the end – a showdown with the legendary Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a master at telling dad jokes.
So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (don’t worry, it happens to the best of us), then come join us on our wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, once you’ve been through it, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.