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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 5534 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 5 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens? Or build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Well, on our server, anything is possible!
But be warned, only the bravest and most daring players will survive the ultimate challenge at the end – a showdown with the legendary Ender Dragon, who just so happens to be a master at telling dad jokes.
So if you’re ready to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little (don’t worry, it happens to the best of us), then come join us on our wacky Minecraft server. Just remember, once you’ve been through it, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again.