BlockyBants: SlutShameSquad

BlockyBants, career, college, cool group, Drinking, Friend, hang out, high school, hoe phase, hooking up, Introvert, joking, MAKING FRIENDS, making fun, play games, settle down, slut shaming, SlutShameSquad, Struggle, unlovable slut, video games, Virgin

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Potions Brewed:	184	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building houses and farming crops? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild and crazy time with a group of friends who love to joke around and have a good time.

We’ve got a group of 5 awesome players, including 2 boys and 3 girls who love to make fun of each other. Just like that time Anna roasted me for being a virgin, and I clapped back at her for being a serial dater. It was all in good fun until she took it too seriously and got mad at me. But hey, that’s just the kind of drama you can expect on our server!

So if you’re looking for a server where things never get boring and the banter never stops, join us now! Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hilarious feud like me and Anna. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and we’re all just here to have a great time together. So come on and join the chaos!

Neuro’s Hive Mind 1.20.5

#youtube, +x, 1.20.5, ai, AI learning, Clips, Educational, game integration, hive, LoRA, merchandise, Mind, Music, neural network, neuro-sama, Neuros, osu, tiktok, TTS software, twitch, vedal, vods, vtube studio, Vtuber

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	9008
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Yo, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server run by an AI overlord named Neuro-sama? This neural network was created to play osu! but now she’s a VTuber with TTS software and a whole bunch of skills like singing and collabing with other VTubers. Join this server and bow down to our new AI queen!

Check out her schedule and links on Twitch, YouTube, TikTok, and more. She’s dropping music and clips like it’s hot, and even has educational resources for you to learn about AI. Don’t understand AI? She got you covered, fam. Plus, there’s a whole archive and game integration for you to explore.

And if you wanna rep Neuro-sama, cop some merch from her shop. This server is lit, so join now before you miss out on all the AI madness! 🤖🔥🎮

DadlessDance Minecraft Server

absentee father, co parenting, custody, DadlessDance, deadbeat dad, Disappointment, family dynamics, Family Events, family loyalty, family relationships, family unity, father daughter dance, father figure, father-daughter bond, fatherly duties, fatherly love, Minecraft, Niece, school events, Server, sibling support, surprise visits

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	1448
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	8197
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
New Chunks Explored:	216072	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Are you tired of deadbeat dads ruining special moments for their kids? Come join our Minecraft server where we have a strict no-deadbeat dad policy! Our father-daughter dances are always a blast, especially when the dads actually show up!

Join us for a fun-filled adventure where you can dance the night away with your loved ones without any disappointments. Our server is filled with surprises and excitement, just like Macy thinking her dad will actually show up to an event.

Don’t worry about asking permission from absent fathers, because on our server, everyone is welcome to create special memories with their family members. So come on over and let’s dance our troubles away in the virtual world!

Honeymoon Suite Hoarder

destination wedding, Donations, Empathy, family conflict, family dynamics, family priorities, Family Support, family tragedy, Generosity, heartlessness, hoarder, honeymoon, house fire, luxury honeymoon suite, sacrifice, Selfishness, sibling relationships, suite, Support, Sympathy, tragedy aftermath, vacation plans, wedding planning

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1784
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Zombie Dances:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Are you tired of family drama ruining your wedding plans? Looking for a server where you can escape the chaos and build your dream world? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and maybe even a little family drama (but only the fun kind, we promise). Build your own luxurious honeymoon suite, or help your brother and his fiancée rebuild their house after a fire (in-game, of course).

Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into giving up your hard-earned honeymoon suite, because on our server, you call the shots. So come on in, craft your own destiny, and let the laughs and good times roll. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you forget to bring your diamond pickaxe).

ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP

backhanded compliment, barbed compliment, Compliment, ComplimentInsult_MinecraftSMP, disguised insult, double meaning, fake praise, hidden criticism, insincere praise, insinuating compliment, insult, passive aggressive, sarcastic compliment, sly remark, sneaky insult, snide remark, subtle jab, twisted compliment, two-faced comment, underhanded compliment, veiled insult

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	7120
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	19
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	183	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread! We have a secret underground base where we ride pigs and shoot arrows at each other while wearing pumpkin helmets, it’s so lit! Plus, our leader is a talking chicken who gives out diamonds like they’re candy, you won’t find that anywhere else, I swear!

And get this, we have a whole village of llamas who run the economy, they trade emeralds for enchanted books and potions, it’s wild! Oh, and did I mention we have a pet dragon who breathes rainbow fire and can fly us to the moon? Yeah, it’s totally normal here.

So come join us, we’re always looking for new players to join in on the madness and chaos, trust me, you won’t regret it! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity, because things can get pretty wacky around here. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft maniacs!

FoodRegretMC

adventurous eating, cuisine, Culinary, delicacies, DISHES, exotic dishes, Experience, Flavors, Food, food experiences, FoodRegretMC, Gastronomy, memorable meals, never again, one-time try, PALATE, strange foods, Taste, tried once, unique foods, unusual flavors

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	2287
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that serve up the same old bland gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a buffet of excitement for your gaming taste buds! Join us and you’ll never want to go back to those other servers that are as exciting as a stale loaf of bread.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and tried the infamous “rotten potato surprise” dish that our chef whipped up. Let’s just say, they never looked at a potato the same way again! But don’t worry, we also have delicious treats like diamond-encrusted cake and creeper casserole for those brave enough to try.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a rollercoaster that takes you through a maze of lava and TNT? Only on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few safety regulations).

So come on down and join us for a wild ride of fun, adventure, and maybe a few questionable food choices. Who knows, you might just find yourself never wanting to leave!

CraftySummit Minecraft Server

#announcement, Canada, CraftySummit, Diplomacy, economic policy, economic summit, Economy, global economy, Government, international relations, Minecraft, negotiations, News, North America, Politics, Server, summit, Trade, trade agreements, trade disputes, trade war, trudeau, U.S. tariff threats

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3742
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Enchantments Applied:	68	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimension Hops:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

so, like, trudeau is all like “yo, we gotta talk about these u.s. tariffs, eh?” and everyone is like “oh no, what are we gonna do, eh?” but then trudeau is like “chill, fam, we got this economic summit on friday, it’s gonna be lit, eh?” so now everyone is like “heck yeah, let’s go to this summit and figure out how to deal with these tariffs, eh?” and you should totally join our minecraft server because we’re gonna have a virtual economic summit to discuss all the crazy stuff happening in the world, eh? plus, we have like, a secret underground bunker where we hide all the maple syrup and poutine, so you know it’s gonna be a wild time, eh? come join us and let’s figure out how to save the world from these crazy tariffs, eh?

Musk’s Govt. Worker Scare

#announcement, billionaire, controversy, Cut, decision, elon musk, employees, entrepreneur, fear, Government, Govt, innovation, leadership, Management, media scrutiny, Musks, publicising, scare, spacex, Technology, tesla, US federal government, worker, workers

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	5842
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Magic Items Found:	2292
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

Come join our minecraft server where we got ELON MUSK running around scaring all the FEDERAL GOVERNMENT WORKERS with his laser eyes and flamethrower! you gotta see it to believe it, folks! PLUS, he’s giving out FREE DIAMONDS to anyone who can survive his wrath for more than 5 minutes. trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this CRAZY adventure! Join now before the government shuts us down for good!

Piggy Transplant Trials: The Porky Solution

Approves, Breakthrough, FDA, first, health, Hope, innovation, kidney, Medical, Medical Trials, Offering, Organ, organ donation, Pig, Piggy, porky, research, Shortage, solution, surgery, transplant, transplantation, Trials

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	2458
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Farms Harvested:	676
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

so like, imagine this, right? you join this epic minecraft server and you’re like, whoa, this place is lit af. but get this, they got pig kidney transplant trials going on. like, what even is that? but hey, if you ever need a new kidney in the game, you know where to go. join now and be part of the most insane medical experiments in minecraft history. who needs diamonds when you can have a pig kidney, amirite? #minecraftmadness #pigkidneytransplantgang

Sparked

admins, apply, chest locks, Community, data packs, Dedicated, Discord, discrimination, Experience, Griefing, HACKING, hermitcraft, java, Land Claims, learn, Mature, Mods, player head drops, proximity voice chat, smp, sparked

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7406
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	168
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	82
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3

Sparked Minecraft Server Overview

About
Experienced team of admins
Active members dedicated to the server
Long-term world with no random resets
Mature hermitcraft style environment for members 18+
No land claims/chest locks for a vanilla experience
Strict rules against discrimination/hacking/griefing
Optional mods and data packs available

FAQ

Question	Answer
When does the server launch?	The server will launch on Friday, February 7th.
How can I join the server?	Join the discord and apply for whitelist at http://discord.gg/83RA2bcPHp
Are there any age restrictions?	Yes, the server is for players 18 and older.
What are the rules regarding griefing?	Griefing is strictly prohibited on the server.
Are there any mods or data packs on the server?	Yes, there are optional mods and data packs available, such as player head drops and proximity voice chat.

Ethereal Heights 1.21.2

1.21.2, 120 pounds, 29 year old, 55, body preferences, DATING, Ethereal, fat, Girlfriend, Heights, Older, over 200 pounds, Picky, relationships, skinny guys, STRONG, taller, Ugly, weight preference, white male, young looking

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	694
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

Yo, bro, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild sh*t. We got older, taller women over 200 pounds waiting for you in the game. Who knew Minecraft could be a dating app for skinny dudes looking for some thicc mamas, am I right? Join now and get ready to be mind blown by the crazy world of chunky love in Minecraft!

FixerUpperCraft Minecraft Server

aita, arguments, Bidding, Communication, Divorce, fixer upper, FixerUpperCraft, future planning, gf, Investment, Listing, Marriage, Minecraft, outbid, pre-inspection, realtor, relationship, Rushing, seattle, Server, Therapy, Upgrades, wfh

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	947
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Runes Activated:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Meteorites Collected:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to consult with your partner on is which block to place next! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, surprises, and maybe even a few creeper explosions.

Looking for a fixer-upper in the virtual world? Look no further! Our server offers a wide selection of rundown virtual homes that you can fix up and turn into your dream castle. Just make sure to consult with your virtual partner before making any big decisions, or you might end up in a virtual fight.

Experience the thrill of bidding on virtual properties and see if you can outbid your fellow players. Just be prepared for some virtual drama if you don’t consult with your virtual partner first. Who knew Minecraft real estate could be so intense?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether to build a virtual pool or a virtual garden. And remember, in the world of Minecraft, anything is possible, even a virtual breakup over a virtual fixer-upper.

NoSmokeNoPokeMC

ANNOYING, aversion, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Conflict, consideration, Empathy, family, Fight, inside joke, NoSmokeNoPokeMC, personal space, relationship, Respect, smoking, Support, Trauma, triggers, Understanding

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	687
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Elemental Crystals Collected:	42	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	202
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Villages Defended:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where smoking is strictly prohibited! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft player who loved smoking so much that it caused traumatic deaths in their family. So, they decided to create a server where smoking was banned to honor their fallen loved ones.

But that’s not all! Join our server and you’ll find out that smoking is not the only thing that’s banned. We also have a strict no-creeper policy because, let’s face it, those guys are just too explosive for our liking.

So come on over and join us for a smoke-free, creeper-free, and drama-free Minecraft experience. Who knows, you might even make some new friends who share your aversion to smoke!

ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP

branches of government, checks and balances, Congress, constitutional law, Decision making, Democracy, democracy in action, ExecOrderCongress_MinecraftSMP, executive orders, Governing, governing principles, Government, law enforcement, lawmaking, legislation, policy, Political process, Politics, presidential power, separation of powers, US government

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9028
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	24	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a unicorn riding a rainbow while eating cotton candy!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig as you battle against a horde of evil chickens. And get this, every time you mine a diamond, a baby panda gets its wings! It’s like a magical fairy tale, but with creepers and zombies.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can talk and trees grow pizza slices.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, always ask yourself, “What’s the point of a congress if you do executive orders?” Because on our server, anything is possible!

BikepocalypseCraft

#sustainability, alternative transportation, bicycles, BikepocalypseCraft, creative choices, Dystopia, end of civilization., environmentalism, Fiction, future scenarios, Mobility, narrative decisions, post-apocalyptic, resource conservation, societal collapse, speculative fiction, storytelling, Survival, Transportation, Urban planning, world-building

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2845
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Divine Spears Created:	26
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just mine and craft all day? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest post-apocalyptic world you’ll ever experience! Picture this: zombies riding bicycles, mutant chickens laying explosive eggs, and giant spiders that shoot lasers from their eyes.

Join our server for the chance to ride a bicycle through the wasteland while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers. Build your base out of mutant chicken eggs for extra protection and watch out for the laser-eyed spiders that will try to steal your diamonds.

So why aren’t bicycles more common in post-apocalyptic fiction? Because they’re all on our server, waiting for you to join the madness. Don’t miss out on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

WHOaCraft Minecraft Server

argentina, controversial move, Decision making, diplomatic relations, exit, Global cooperation, global health, government decision, Healthcare, international organizations, international relations, Latin America, Minecraft, pandemic response, Politics, public health, Server, south america, SOVEREIGNTY, trump, WhoaCraft, Withdrawal, World Health Organization

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	8684
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Magic Items Found:	3200	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Towns Built:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Meteorite Armor Created:	11	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

lol imagine a world where Argentina is like “bye WHO, i’m outta here too!” just because Trump left first. like, they’re all like “if he’s not playing, then neither am i!” come join our Minecraft server where we make decisions based on the most random things, like which way the wind is blowing or how many chickens are crossing the road. it’s a wild ride, just like this headline. so come on over and let’s make some questionable choices together!