BlockyBants Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh out loud? Well, look no further because our server is here to tickle your funny bone and make you spit out your virtual coffee in laughter!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and hilarious mishaps. From building giant phallic structures to staging epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

And if you’re looking for some adult-themed fun, we’ve got you covered with our collection of the funniest porn parody titles in Minecraft history. Trust us, you won’t be able to look at a creeper the same way again!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Void Gems Collected:	35
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Endless Night Skies:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Ores Mined:	9415

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	New Chunks Explored:	386508
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5446
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Emeralds Found:	2651
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	980335	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Towns Built:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Emeralds Found:	2883	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Seed

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ores Mined:	8509	Alien Abductions:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	32
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.