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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 5062 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!
ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)