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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 593 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 3029 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 75 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 31 |
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!
ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)