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Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 1630 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 140 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 11 |
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!
ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)