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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 9024 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 271 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 54 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Farms Harvested: | 919 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!
ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)