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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 8140 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 120 |
Runes Activated: | 7 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 8 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 17 |
Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 8 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 |
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!
ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)