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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 646 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Living Statues Befriended: | 1 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 12 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!
ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)