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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 8289 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Farms Harvested: | 519 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
Love Letters Sent: | 16 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
Zombie Dances: | 8 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!
ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)