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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 2886 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!
ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)