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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 2969 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 16 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 2 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 |
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!
ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)