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Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 4118 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
Magic Items Found: | 1120 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!
ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)