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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 1537 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 7 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 16 | Epic Battles Fought: | 13 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 |
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!
ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)