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Players: | 100/100 | Votes: | 8478 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Love Letters Sent: | 7 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
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ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND ENTER A WORLD WHERE THE IMPOSSIBLE BECOMES POSSIBLE! (DISCLAIMER: WE ARE NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY BRAIN DAMAGE CAUSED BY EXCESSIVE LAUGHTER)