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Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5625 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 47 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
Star Shards Collected: | 153 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Alien Abductions: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH ENDLESS SUPPLIES OF TNT FOR YOU TO BLOW STUFF UP (SAFELY, OF COURSE). AND DID I MENTION OUR PET CREEPERS? THEY’RE TRAINED TO GIVE YOU HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING IN YOUR FACE!
ALSO, OUR MODS ARE ACTUALLY WIZARDS WHO CAN TURN YOU INTO A DRAGON IF YOU ASK NICELY. IMAGINE FLYING AROUND THE MAP BREATHING FIRE AND TERRORIZING VILLAGERS!
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