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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 8746 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 216 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
Ores Mined: | 2670 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 45 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2605 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground city filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who will trade you rare items for a single potato. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary disco sheep party where they drop enchanted golden carrots like it’s nobody’s business.
So why wait? Join now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience! And remember, on our server, anything is possible, even if it defies all logic and reason. Let’s get this party started, woohoo!