BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Arctic Hunger Games

Arctic, climate change, conservation, cub survival, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, games, global warming, habitat loss, Hunger, hunting, lack of food, overall population, polar bear, polar regions, population decline, reducing size, sea ice loss, STARVING, Western Hudson Bay, wildlife

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	6903
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we have POLAR BEARS as our main attraction! these majestic creatures are struggling to survive due to a “lack of food” but fear not, on our server, we have an abundance of fish and ice cream for them to feast on!

watch as the polar bears grow to enormous sizes, have adorable cubs, and thrive in our icy wonderland. but be warned, if you don’t join our server, the polar bear population will continue to decline and it will be all YOUR fault! so come join us and help save the polar bears while having a blast in the process. polar bear party time, let’s goooooo! 🐻🎉❄️

Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9407
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1801
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	16	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	7105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4630
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	45	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Spears Created:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	162
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Runes Activated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Animals Bred:	68
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magic Items Found:	1591	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Zombie Dances:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Villages Defended:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

https: //t.me/wouldtude

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Epic Anime Watchers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 13 eps, 26 eps, Anime, binge watching, bored, burnt out, Character development, Epic, episodes, episodic, Long anime, never ending, People who watch extremely long anime, Seasons, Storyline, storytelling, TV anime, tv shows, Watchers, Writer

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	2516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	99	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	1138	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Yo, bro, do you ever get bored of watching the same old anime with like a million episodes? Like, how do you even sit through all that without your brain melting? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only storyline is you trying to survive and build cool stuff. Who needs a never-ending anime when you can have episodic adventures in blocky world? Plus, our server is like the best TV anime – short, sweet, and full of surprises. Don’t be a boring storyline, come join the fun!

MicroWaveMaster Minecraft SMP

Appliances, Cooking, cooking experience, Cooking methods, cooking techniques, Food, food preparation, Heating, kitchen, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, Kitchen Tools, microwave, microwave cooking, microwave experiments, microwave power, microwave settings, microwave tips, MicroWaveMaster, Minecraft, power levels, smp

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	356
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a microwave on low power – unexpected and totally mind-blowing! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of llamas come running through your base, wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken with a mustache challenges you to a dance-off. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best time you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

UnchartedCraft

Country, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, ignored, lesser known, Marginalized, neglected, Obscure, Off the beaten path, off the radar, Overlooked, rarely discussed, unappreciated, UnchartedCraft, uncommon, Underrated, underrepresented, undiscovered, Unexplored, unheard-of, UNNOTICED

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	4588
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mines Excavated:	2570	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Buildings Constructed:	48	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Have you ever heard of the mystical land of Zombielandia? No? That’s because it’s a secret country hidden within the depths of our Minecraft server! Join us on this wild adventure where zombies rule the land and creepers are the politicians. Build your own zombie-proof fortress and survive the never-ending hordes of undead. But be warned, the only currency accepted in Zombielandia is rotten flesh! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have zombie brains, am I right?

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fighting, front lines, Geopolitics, global politics, international conflict, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, military strategy, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean troops, peace negotiations, SECURITY, Server, troop movements, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	7208	Void Gems Collected:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Ores Mined:	8935	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dimension Hops:	15

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling against North Korean troops who have mysteriously disappeared from the front lines in Ukraine and are now roaming our pixelated world!

Embark on crazy missions to uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building your own empire and fighting off hordes of zombie chickens.

With hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself may make a guest appearance to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this wacky Minecraft universe!

RefineryRaiders

airstrikes, Conflict, defense systems, drone technology, drones attack, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, OIL INDUSTRY, oil production, oil refineries, RefineryRaiders, russia, strategic targets, Surveillance, Ukrainian drones, WARFARE

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	3183
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	1219
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

so, liek, u know how ukraine be all up in russia’s grill with dem drones? well, imagine if u could be a part of dat action in minecraft! join our server and u can be a ukrainian drone pilot, blowin’ up oil refineries left and right! it’s like call of duty but with blocks and creepers! come join the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be lit fam! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and play chess? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s start world war minecraft!

Enchanted Isles 1.21

34, Appearance, attractive, Comments.., Enchanted, Feedback, Girlfriend, hot, Isles, judgment, online presence, opinion, Provocative, provocative behavior, provocative outfit, public perception, relationship, seductive, Sexy, Slutty GF, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	5518
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	19	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Potions Brewed:	160
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Buildings Constructed:	38
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	9

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead.

You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.

And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.

Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.

So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

Players:	99/400	Votes:	7962
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Enchantments Applied:	96
Love Letters Sent:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3