BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Minecraft Server: She Wants a Blocky Guy

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself.

Picture this: a group of players who communicate through obscure bible and movie references, making it impossible for anyone under the age of 14 in a shintoist country to understand what’s going on. But hey, who needs to make sense when you’re having this much fun?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our players are so dedicated to the game that they actually want strangers to break into their rooms in the middle of the night? It’s like a real-life mystery waiting to be solved, only in Minecraft form.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion – you’re going to need it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	492	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty Steve Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride horses, the chickens wear diamond armor, and the creepers break out into dance parties when they explode!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all with an iron feather. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground disco club where the zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Block Party Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of your power going out while you’re in the middle of an intense Minecraft goon session? Look no further! Our server is powered by a team of highly trained hamsters on treadmills, ensuring that your gameplay will never be interrupted by pesky power outages again. Join us and experience uninterrupted gooning like never before!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Armpit Core Minecraft SMP Games

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! Join us for epic armpit core games like “Pit of Doom” where you have to navigate through a maze filled with smelly armpits to reach the treasure at the end. Or how about “Stink Bomb Battle” where you have to fend off your opponents with stink bombs made from fermented potatoes? Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before. So why wait? Join now and get ready to get your armpits in gear!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Two State Solution Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Are you looking for a place where you can build your dream world without any limitations? Look no further than our server, where we offer a “Two state solution” to all your Minecraft needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of building not just one, but TWO separate states in the same world! Create a peaceful utopia in one state and a chaotic dystopia in the other – the possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere in the server that leads to a dimension filled with talking animals who will help you build the craziest structures you’ve ever seen!

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there! Who knows what adventures await you in our “Two state solution” world!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Two Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have not one, but TWO Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup! That’s right, you won’t find this kind of diversity anywhere else.

Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to witness the rare sight of two Aryans working together in perfect harmony. Who knows what kind of mischief they’ll get up to next? Will they build a giant Viking ship? Will they conquer the entire server with their superior genetics? The possibilities are endless!

So come join us on this wild ride and experience the most unique Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have Aryans of the same Nordic subgroup?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3389	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

StoryMine Survival WITHOUT PVP server Minecraft

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What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players, earn in-game currency and buy donations with it!

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Animals Bred:	175	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Pointless Watcher Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers filled with talentless, envy-filled players? Look no further, because our server is run by the one and only Holos, the ultimate Minecraft master! Join us if you want to be cool, edgy, and avoid all the drama of talent-freedom whores. Plus, we have epic stories of Holos defeating dragons with nothing but a wooden sword and a potato. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true greatness of Minecraft!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Minecraft SMP – /Sonic The Hedgehog/ – General

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter – Sonic the Hedgehog General! Join us as we discuss ALL things Sonic, from the latest trailers to crossover miniseries with DC that will continue until 2026.

But that’s not all, we have exclusive announcements like Sonic Rumble – where you can battle it out with your favorite characters in epic showdowns. And don’t forget about the upcoming releases from IDW, including the Knuckles 30th Anniversary Special that will blow your mind!

If you’re looking for a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself, look no further. We have link compilations, milestone pastebins, game recommendations, and even a Perfect System Collection that will make your head spin.

Join us on this wild ride through the Sonic universe, where chaos reigns and adventure awaits. Previous threads may have been crazy, but this one will be even more insane. So grab your rings and hop aboard – it’s gonna be a blast! #GottaGoFast #SonicSMP2026

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Busy Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of being too busy to game? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, time literally stops when you log on! That’s right, you can play for hours on end without worrying about real life responsibilities. Need to finish that report for work? Just hop on our server and pretend like it doesn’t exist! Your boss will never know.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

And if you’re feeling a bit adventurous, why not try our exclusive “Skydiving with Ender Dragons” experience? It’s the thrill of a lifetime as you plummet from the sky with these majestic creatures. Just make sure to pack a parachute (or a stack of hay bales)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and leave your responsibilities at the door. After all, who needs a job when you can spend your days building epic castles and battling virtual monsters?

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Alien Abductions:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Can’t we all just monitor each other’s online activity… Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone minds their own business? Well, look no further because on our server, we take monitoring each other’s online activity to a whole new level!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of constantly being watched by your fellow players. Who needs privacy when you can have constant surveillance, am I right? Plus, we have a special feature where if you try to sneak off and do something sneaky, a giant eyeball will appear in the sky and shame you for all to see.

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker where we hold intense meetings to discuss everyone’s online behavior. Rumor has it that there’s a secret room where all the banned players are forced to mine diamonds for eternity.

So come join us on this wild ride of paranoia and surveillance! Who needs freedom when you can have constant supervision? Trust us, you won’t regret it (or else).

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Kamala’s Queendom Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of dealing with shitty men who won’t vote for Queen Kamala? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server where Queen Kamala rules with an iron fist (literally, she has a diamond sword) and all the shitty men are banished to the Nether realm.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creatures, like rainbow-colored creepers and flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. And rumor has it, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that can grant you three wishes (as long as one of them is to join our server).

So why waste your time with shitty men when you can join our epic Minecraft server and bask in the glory of Queen Kamala? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the fun!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	90

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Boy Praise Minecraft SMP Addict

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nobody appreciates your mad building skills? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole gang of boys ready to shower you with compliments and praise! That’s right, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unappreciated again because these boys are addicted to praising you. Join now and bask in the glory of being the queen of the server!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Void Armor Forged:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Zenless Zone Zero – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz from the “Virtual Revenge” Special Program are playing on it. That’s right, you can team up with these virtual legends and conquer the Minecraft world together.

2. Need some motivation to join? How about the fact that we have roaming minigames where you can recover lost data for the Cunning Hares? It’s like a virtual treasure hunt, but with more explosions and creepers.

3. Double drops for all Routine Cleanup stages? Um, yes please! Who wouldn’t want to rack up those resources like a boss and show off to all their friends?

4. And let’s not forget about the Vicious Dogs Within event, where you can earn Doggy Vouchers for playing Soul Hounds III. Because who doesn’t want to be rewarded for hanging out with virtual dogs all day?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and claim your free Boopons before En-Nah swoops in and steals them all! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And don’t forget to use the redeemable codes like ZENLESSGIFT to unlock even more epic rewards. See you in the Minecraft world, fellow gamers!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Gacha Slutposting Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of just lurking around waiting for a gacha slut to show up? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you! We’ve got all the sexy gacha girls from F/GO, Blue Archive, Genshin Impact, Azur Lane, Nikke, Honkai: Star Rail, Girls’ Frontline, Neural Cloud, Arknights, and more!

Join our server and contribute with your wildest scenarios, lewd pictures, or anything else that will make those gacha sluts blush! Who knows, you might even encounter a rare gacha girl in the wild and tame her to be your loyal companion in the world of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let the gacha madness begin! Just remember, the crazier the story, the better the loot!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1256
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5