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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8148 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 45 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 383 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 13 |
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