BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever encounter!

Join us for epic battles against a horde of evil chickens who have taken over the server and are demanding all the diamonds as tribute. Will you be able to defeat them and reclaim your precious resources?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing llamas who throw the wildest parties every Saturday night. Get your groove on with these funky animals and show off your best dance moves!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world. Will you be the lucky player to stumble upon this legendary loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocky madness!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	35	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Endless Night Skies:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	473
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Vivican Crack House

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Obsidian Odyssey

Survival

Obsidian Odyssey, a Minecraft server, excels with its sophisticated banking system, a dynamic economy, and the “baltop” feature that ranks players by wealth. It also boasts player-set warps, allowing for easy navigation and personalized spaces. The server’s diverse features, including these and more, create an engaging and multifaceted gameplay experience.

You can join our server using 1.20.1 – 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

LevelUp

Anarchy, Economy, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LegendFactions

Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Brand new factions server, with a variety of features. Such as, Koths, Outposts, Jobs, Envoys, Crates, Ranks, Pvp, Darkzone, Fishing, and much more.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	New Chunks Explored:	784401
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

MC.RANK.LV

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to MC.RANK.LV, where nostalgia meets excitement! Immerse yourself in the classic charm of our Oldschool Factions server, tailored for version 1.8. Engage in thrilling survival adventures, conquer territories with factions, and test your PvP skills in intense battles. Explore our carefully curated shop for unique items and gear. Join us for a journey back to the roots of Minecraft gaming, where every block holds a story. Experience the magic of MC.RANK.LV – your ultimate destination for timeless fun and camaraderie.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Animals Bred:	92
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Speedsteal

LifeSteal, Survival

About us

Our Game Modes

RPG (Custom Survival!): Explore a customized survival experience that blends the classic survival gameplay of Minecraft with exciting RPG elements. Engage in quests, build your character, and immerse yourself in an enchanting world where your choices matter.

Speedsteal Network is your gateway to the extraordinary world of Minecraft, where you can explore a custom survival RPG And connect with a vibrant and welcoming community. Our team is dedicated to making your experience memorable, and we continue to evolve our server to keep things fresh and exciting.

Embark on your next great Minecraft adventure at Speedsteal Network. Join us today, and be part of our growing community, where your journey is limited only by your imagination!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ores Mined:	9516
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Meteorites Collected:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Vast

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ValenMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ValenMC Lifesteal Server!

Gameplay Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Unleash the power of Lifesteal as you engage in intense PvP battles. Every hit not only damages your foes but also replenishes your health, giving you a strategic edge in combat.

Challenging PvE: Venture into dangerous dungeons and face formidable mobs that require cunning strategies and the mastery of Lifesteal to conquer.

How to Join:

Java Edition: play.valenmc.com

Bedrock Edition: play.valenmc.com:19132

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Love Letters Sent:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Royalt Network

MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	60	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Enchantments Applied:	183
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Musecraft Remastered

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

A Semi-Vanilla survival server from 2010 remastered and brought back in 1.20 come join the fun and enjoy the history. Classic Minecraft experience the way it was intended to be played.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Koffi Network

Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

A friendly Minecraft Network focused into bringing the comfy feelings to you!

We offer a lot of gamemodes incuding Survival, Skyblock, Minigames, and more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Crops Grown:	6674
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Potions Brewed:	26
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Azuryth

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Whitelist

Azuryth the MMORPG Server is currently in development. We are in closed Alpha, and a lot of the features are unavailable at this time. To join our closed alpha please join our discord and open a ticket. We are allowing access to play in the release areas to help us test and improve our systems during Alpha development. Questlines won’t start forming until Beta stages. Once all is 100% It will allow you to explore a vast world full of adventure, quests, epic boss battles, dungeons, strongholds and more! The maps will be a large, custom and full of lore.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Potions Brewed:	96
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragons Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PirateMC

Prison, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to PirateMC, your ultimate family-friendly Minecraft destination! Set sail across three unique realms: Skyblock, Prison, and Amplified, each offering diverse adventures for all playstyles.

Discover the heights of creativity in our Skyblock realm, conquer challenges with exclusive premium plugins, and expand your floating haven with friends or solo.

Embark on a thrilling journey within our Prison realm, mining, crafting, and climbing ranks through tailored configurations and plugins, all within a captivating prison world.

For the daring adventurers, our Amplified servers await with towering landscapes and premium plugins specially crafted for a challenging Minecraft experience.

Progression is key at PirateMC, as you climb ranks unlocking exclusive perks and abilities. Customize your identity with item skins and unique prefixes that showcase your achievements and contributions.

Our vigilant staff ensures a safe, respectful, and fun environment for players of all ages. Join PirateMC for boundless creativity, camaraderie, and excitement on the high seas of Minecraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Zombie Dances:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ores Mined:	1683
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

iceanarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

IceAnarchy is a place to uphold a long time community of mine. I have operated and developed for minecraft servers across three separate domains since early 2020.

Everything about my server is pretty much fully custom. No poorly programmed plugins from skidded repositories, no bad SpigotMC plugins, you get the picture. All patches, server commands, and subtle gameplay features and aspects have been developed solo by me.

The goal of IceAnarchy is to be as minimalistic as possible. Very little gimicks, a simple dupe, and the only non-vanilla aspect being the use of 32ks in the form of Auto32k (Dispenser-Hopper setup).

You can join using 1.12.2 or later at iceanarchy.org

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Kasai Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

KasaiCraft is a no griefing, friendly SMP server, for people that want to make friends and build in a more peaceful, friendly environment. We offer a generous amount of land claiming compared to other servers, with 12 chunks available on first join, and another free chunk every 90 minutes. Using this plugin you can create towns, player shops, and trading areas. All of our player ranks are obtainable by simply playing on the server for X amount of time. Once you are established on the server, craft your own God items with anvils using vanilla enchants that are able to be upgraded past their normal limits. Each server rank (obtainable with play time) has a higher enchant limit. Craft an Efficiency VIII Pickaxe with Fortune X to help you acquire resources, or some God armor with Protection XV. Come be a part of a new community and help us grow! We ran a very successful OP Towny server in early 2016 and decided that it would be fun to come back and try again. The world border is at 75,500 x, z, -x, -z, That is 5,700,250,000 blocks, 22,266,601.5 Chunks, plenty of room for exploration and building. The border will expand as needed. This world was created in 1.20.1

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	20
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Void Gems Collected:	25
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	9373
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.