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Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 4500 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 15 |
Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a spoon. Our server is so wild that the creepers throw parties instead of exploding, and the villagers are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that shoots fireballs and sings karaoke. And if you manage to find the hidden treasure, you’ll unlock a secret dimension where everything is made of candy.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!