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| Players: | 93/800 | Votes: | 9748 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 402 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Buildings Constructed: | 19 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9874 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u gotta be a part of this madness. like, imagine this: u log in and u see a giant chicken riding a pig while shooting lasers out of its eyes. yea, that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yea, good luck trying to find your way out of that maze. but hey, if u do manage to escape, u’ll be rewarded with diamonds and emeralds beyond your wildest dreams.
also, rumor has it that there’s a haunted mansion on the server where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them. they might even help u find hidden loot if u ask nicely.
so, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created.
