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| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 1838 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 13 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Potions Brewed: | 123 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, lemme tell u why u gotta be a part of this madness. like, imagine this: u log in and u see a giant chicken riding a pig while shooting lasers out of its eyes. yea, that’s the kind of craziness u can expect on this server.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground base filled with treasure and traps? yea, good luck trying to find your way out of that maze. but hey, if u do manage to escape, u’ll be rewarded with diamonds and emeralds beyond your wildest dreams.
also, rumor has it that there’s a haunted mansion on the server where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. but don’t worry, they’re actually pretty chill once u get to know them. they might even help u find hidden loot if u ask nicely.
so, what are u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for yourself. just be prepared for the unexpected, cuz anything can happen in this crazy world we’ve created.
