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Players: | 95/900 | Votes: | 5394 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
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