BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Potions Brewed:	98	Farms Harvested:	940
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Villages Defended:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	183
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Void Armor Forged:	30
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Emeralds Found:	9638

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Villages Defended:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	803825	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Villages Defended:	13
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Potions Brewed:	171	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	12
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	127	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Zombie Dances:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Secret Passages Found:	6	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5376	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	100
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.