Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
Secret Passages Found: 8 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28 Villages Defended: 8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 28 Infinity Stones Found: 6
Gryphons Tamed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 86

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6
    Curse of Binding Applied: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 25
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 6132
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Emeralds Found: 9260 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 10

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 104/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 16 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 13
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Mccaim

    Mccaim

    Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 13
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Void Armor Forged: 18
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • MythicHaven

    MythicHaven

    Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 8 Immortal Potions Brewed: 6
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Ores Mined: 906
    Vanishing Structures Built: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Wilderness Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Overcast Community

    Overcast Community

    With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 35 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 14

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Lunar Middle School

    Lunar Middle School

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 19 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Mythical Swords Crafted: 59

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • SpeedMC Network

    SpeedMC Network

    Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft Survival

    CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Zombie Dances: 9
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 12 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Project Eden

    Project Eden

    Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Divine Spears Created: 30 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • PiponMC

    PiponMC

    Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 94/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Star Shards Collected: 114
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 5 Treasure Maps Found: 11
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2703 Arcane Towers Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • Ardania

    Ardania

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Crops Grown: 3607
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 19 Wilderness Tamed: 19

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Lifestealing

    Lifestealing

    Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Meteorite Armor Created: 30 Mines Excavated: 1154
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Trans Minecraft

    Trans Minecraft

    We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 101/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Dark Rituals Completed: 8
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Divine Spears Created: 11
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • PokeMaster

    PokeMaster

    Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

    Updated September 26, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Magical Moments Shared: 30
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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