BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Falling into the Void:	1
Potions Brewed:	72	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Gods Slained:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Towns Built:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Star Shards Collected:	300	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Mines Excavated:	3021
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Epic Quests Completed:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Enchantments Applied:	298	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Dimension Hops:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!