Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 3
Cursed Amulets Found: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
Ores Mined: 3007 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 15

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 57 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 20
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 82

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 16
    New Chunks Explored: 402821 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 8 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Enchantments Applied: 85 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 11
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 8
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Dimension Hops: 13

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Herobrine Sightings: 6 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Runes Activated: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • TavernMC

    TavernMC

    TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Farms Harvested: 270
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 278 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
    Dark Rituals Completed: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7391 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 12 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 New Chunks Explored: 998543
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 4 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Epic Mounts Acquired: 4
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Dragon Scales Harvested: 287

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 11
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 11
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Werewolf Howls Heard: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 19 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 37 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Chimeras Created: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4 Love Letters Sent: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 7 Undead Armies Raised: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
    Dimension Hops: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 5
    Towns Built: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    New Chunks Explored: 588901 Falling into the Void: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 22 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated September 23, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 357 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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