BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	9720	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	1023	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	60
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Villages Defended:	19

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Void Gems Collected:	26
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Towns Built:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Holy Grails Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Emeralds Found:	4346
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	25	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Magic Items Found:	8893	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Zombie Dances:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Villages Defended:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	1234	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	131

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.