BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Dimension Hops:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	214
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	New Chunks Explored:	818384
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Endless Legions Commanded:	38
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	164	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Gods Slained:	1	Emeralds Found:	7505

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Crops Grown:	7326	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	4127	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	3538
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	14
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8822	Towns Built:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Ores Mined:	7694

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Potions Brewed:	76
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Star Shards Collected:	210	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	403383
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Animals Bred:	62	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Buildings Constructed:	39

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.