BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Animals Bred:	95
Divine Spears Created:	30	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	53
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Buildings Constructed:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Divine Spears Created:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Potions Brewed:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Zombie Dances:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Crops Grown:	7487
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Potions Brewed:	184	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Emeralds Found:	5676	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	1185	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.