Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Haunted Mines Explored: 2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Epic Battles Fought: 10 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Magic Crystals Found: 6
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Roleplay Hub

    Roleplay Hub

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 19 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Loka

    Loka

    Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 13 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Runes Activated: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Gods Slained: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • From PokeBa

    From PokeBa

    Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Holy Grails Found: 4
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 35
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40 Ether Blades Crafted: 4
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • RealBox

    RealBox

    BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Epic Weapons Forged: 8 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6 Legendary Items Repaired: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Minewind

    Minewind

    Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

    A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

    Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

    At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

    For more information visit https://minewind.com

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • PocketPixels

    PocketPixels

    All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 17 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • VanillaPlus

    VanillaPlus

    NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 7 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Animals Bred: 140 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • PlayCDU

    PlayCDU

    Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
    Magic Wands Crafted: 11 Mythical Relics Collected: 16

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • JackpotMC

    JackpotMC

    JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 43
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5
    Divine Spears Created: 12 Elemental Crystals Collected: 95

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • NAVELYA

    NAVELYA

    NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Animals Bred: 39
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • CedarMC

    CedarMC

    The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

    Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 3 Villages Defended: 17
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40
    Meteorite Armor Created: 22 Mineshafts Explored: 4
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • EYServer

    EYServer

    The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Foxcraft

    Foxcraft

    Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Crops Grown: 6305 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Dreamerz Network

    Dreamerz Network

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Gods Slained: 1
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Star Shards Collected: 142
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • SunRealms

    SunRealms

    SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 388
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Dimension Hops: 12 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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