BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	16

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Emeralds Found:	716	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Zombie Dances:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	2809
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Villages Defended:	17
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	227

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Ores Mined:	4562
Star Shards Collected:	139	Chimeras Created:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9616	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Towns Built:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Emeralds Found:	8079
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Dragon Eggs Found:	8353

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Towns Built:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Falling into the Void:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Emeralds Found:	6195
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Dimension Hops:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	59

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.