Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1
Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Forbidden Relics Collected: 9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 34 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • firestarter

    firestarter

    firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 13 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 10
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 30

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC

    PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 21 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Astral Amulets Crafted: 26
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 42 Celestial Beings Befriended: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Beacoland Survival

    Beacoland Survival

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Ores Mined: 4292 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Magic Items Found: 7933
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • CubedMC

    CubedMC

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 16
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 40

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • SkyMata

    SkyMata

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 7 Cursed Amulets Found: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Cobbletwo

    Cobbletwo

    IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 4
    Enchantments Applied: 102 Mythical Swords Crafted: 79
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Ores Mined: 5407

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • PoliticaMC

    PoliticaMC

    A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 31 Magic Crystals Found: 17
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Chimeras Created: 3

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • Royal Legacy

    Royal Legacy

    This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 100 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Legendary Items Repaired: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Holy Grails Found: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Hogwarts Network

    Hogwarts Network

    HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gods Slained: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Runes Activated: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 104/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Rune Stones Activated: 7
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 10 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MOOCRAFT

    MOOCRAFT

    IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

    – – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Falling into the Void: 1 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 402 Meteorite Armor Created: 23

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Peaceful Vanilla Club

    Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 13
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • LavaCube

    LavaCube

    LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Towns Built: 7 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 17 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • ParadiseMC

    ParadiseMC

    SURVIVAL SEMIRPG – Features | Slimefun | Auctions | Dungeon Bosses | Ranks by time | Upgradable Spawners | Duels between players | Up to 9 classes to choose from | New custom mobs | Lots of RPG items | Daily missions and challenges | Server focused on PVE. | Custom Texture Pack | Boxes | Ability to create or join Guilds | Ranks by Time | Boss events with exclusive rewards! | Pets | Keys to boxes with incredible rewards | RPG

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 42
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4
    Mythical Quests Completed: 27 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Noob-Friendly

    Noob-Friendly

    Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

    Updated September 20, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 20 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6582 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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