BlockyBanter Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every Saturday is Stroke Yourself Silly Saturday! Join us for a wild and wacky time as we worship pixelated girls that make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and unleash lots of steaming boy batter (don’t worry, it’s all virtual!).

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a strict no shota or loli policy, so you can rest assured that things won’t get too weird. Plus, we don’t tolerate any strange fetishes or drama here – it’s all about good, clean fun (well, as clean as things can get on a Minecraft server).

And don’t forget to visit our /dft/ area to share your favorite tags and get in on the action. Gooning is mandatory while posting in this thread, so get ready to unleash your inner Minecraft master and have a blast with us! Join now for a stroke-tastic time like no other.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Dragons Tamed:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2727	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Emeralds Found:	9727

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	91	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Crops Grown:	9233
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	65	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Royal Legacy

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

This year we celebrated our 9 year anniversary! We are one of the oldest servers still around! Play with endless custom content with daily updates to improve the server continuously! Bedrock: mc.royallegacy.net 19312 Java: mc.royallegacy.net 25565* Survival – Rule the Economy with custom claiming! 1.19 * Skyblock – Upgrade to the Biggest Island! 1.19 * Prison – Upgrade your pickaxe to become FREE! 1.19

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	247	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Hogwarts Network

Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

HOGWARTS NETWORK IP: mchogwarts.net BEDROCK: puerto: 8191 VERSION: 1.20.2 (Compatible 1.18 onwards) DISCORD: ds.mchogwarts.net TYPE: Survival, PVE/PVP, RPG, Economy, Pokeballs, Tombs, Virtual Chests, Missions, Protections.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	59	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Enchantments Applied:	123

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3495	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4856

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	38	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.