BlockyBanter | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChipCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6080
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Votes:	8282	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Crops Grown:	2632	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

New Minecraft Servers

lol imagine a world where taiwan is like “oh no trump is putting tariffs on our chips what do we do??” like bro just join this minecraft server instead and forget about all that drama. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can dance. plus, our diamonds are made of chocolate so you can eat them when you get hungry while mining. also, our villagers are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world but shhh don’t tell anyone. join now before the creepers explode everything and you miss out on all the fun!

SwedeCraft: Aid for Ukraine

aid, AID PACKAGE, Assistance, charitable giving, Contribution, crisis relief, donation, european union, financial support, FOREIGN AID, Generosity, global aid efforts, humanitarian assistance, international aid, monetary help, philanthropy, solidarity, Support, SwedeCraft, Sweden, Swedish government, Ukraine

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9499
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Farms Harvested:	830

OMG u guys, dis server is so lit u won’t even believe it! We got Sweden donating $1.2 billion to Ukraine just to make sure our players have the best time ever! Like, who even does that? We got unicorns running around giving out diamonds and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts. It’s a wild ride, I tell ya! Join now or miss out on all the craziness! #BestServerEver #UnicornsAndRainbows

Ice Melting Pine Stand – Climate Change Fun

ancient pine, ancient stand, CHANGE, climate, climate change, climate impact, ecosystem dynamics, Elevation, environmental change, Fun, Greater Yellowstone Ecosystem, Holocene, Ice, ice melting, mature stand, melting, melting ice, modern treeline, PINE, Rocky Mountain ecosystem, Rocky Mountains, Stand, tree species, treeline, upslope, whitebark pine, yellowstone national park

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1316
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Animals Bred:	97
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3

LOL, U WANNA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT TREES THAT HAVE BEEN AROUND SINCE LIKE FOREVER AGO. LIKE, THESE TREES ARE OLDER THAN YOUR GRANDMA’S GRANDMA. WE GOT PINE TREES THAT ARE SO OLD, THEY REMEMBER WHEN DINOSAURS WALKED THE EARTH.

COME JOIN US AND SEE THE TREES THAT HAVE SURVIVED ICE MELTING AND CLIMATE CHANGE. IT’S LIKE A HISTORY LESSON IN MINECRAFT FORM. PLUS, YOU CAN BUILD A TREEHOUSE ON THESE ANCIENT PINE TREES AND FEEL LIKE A REAL LIFE TARZAN.

SO, IF U WANNA BE PART OF SOMETHING EPIC AND HISTORIC, JOIN OUR SERVER. WE GOT TREES, WE GOT ICE, WE GOT CLIMATE CHANGE. WHAT MORE COULD U ASK FOR? LET’S GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server! server minecraft

Cactuscraft, Cases, Clans, Drugs, effects, high quality, Honest PVP, Jobs, Minecraft, Mini Games, No Lags, Parkour, Pets, Rainbow Armor, Ranks, Server, smiles, Starter Kit, Survival, unique spavn, VKontakte, Wedding, work

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3597
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mines Excavated:	4161

★ CACTUSCRAFT ★ – A quality server!

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✔ Mini-games

✔ TOP clans

✔ No dup!

✔ unique spavn (not downloaded)

✔ Honest PVP (without 1000lv, etc.)

✔ Rainbow armor

✔ TOP players

✔ Survival

✔ pets

✔ Effects

✔ Smiles

✔ No lags

✔ Drugs

✔ Wedding

✔ Work

✔ Ranks

✔ parkour

✔ Clans

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Our VKontakte group: https://vk.com/cactusexplorers

185.9.145.186:25622

Shimmering Isles

1.21

asmr, board rules, Clips, Company, fallenshadow, global rules, Hide, Husbands, internet, Islesliul, Links, Otis, REFRESH, Report, Ribbon Cage, Schedule, schizo loli, shitposters, twitch, twitter, ulliShimmering, VOD

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8974	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Votes:	1632
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	72
Zombie Dances:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride with Fallenshadow, the schizo loli queen of the internet! She’s got multiple husbands and loves company, so treat her right or face the consequences! Check out her Twitch, ASMR Youtube, VOD Youtube, Twitch Clips, Ribbon Cage, Twitter, Alt Twitter, Otis Twitter, and schedule for all the chaotic fun! Make sure to follow global and board rules, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s like a rollercoaster of madness, so hop on and enjoy the ride!

GuestBedroomMC Server

adult sibling conflicts, apartment inheritance, apartment living, apartment ownership, apartment sharing, bedroom arrangements, family decisions, family home, family inheritance, family living arrangements, family living space, family property, family property disputes, family trust, family trust property, grad school student, GuestBedroomMC, living situation, room assignments, Server, sibling disputes, sibling dynamics

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	5015
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2917
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Mines Excavated:	3227	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where inheritance drama meets luxury living in SoHo! Join us for a wild adventure filled with family feuds and room assignments that will make your head spin.

Picture this: you and your sister inherit a swanky apartment in SoHo, but the catch is, you have to navigate the treacherous waters of deciding who gets what room. Will you claim the master bedroom with its own bathroom, or will you opt for the cozy guest room with a restroom of its own?

But that’s not all – there’s also the battle for the coveted office space, where your brother-in-law spends his days gaming while you’re stuck juggling multiple jobs to pay for your education. Will you be able to stake your claim on a desk to do your homework, or will you be banished to the corner of the living room?

Join us on this server for a rollercoaster ride of entitlement, sibling rivalry, and questionable room assignments. Who will come out on top in this epic battle for the best living space in SoHo? Only time will tell.

Block Buddies: Ex-Friends Edition

BETRAYAL, BLOCK, Buddies, clingy behavior, Confused, declining, Drama, Edition, ex boyfriend, ExFriends, feeling betrayed, feeling left out, Friends, friendship, fuck buddies, hanging out, hurt, ignoring, Interaction, Love Triangle, over the top, relationships, secret relationship

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5739
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Enchantments Applied:	105
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
New Chunks Explored:	570700	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is just as common as creepers blowing up your house! Join us for a wild ride filled with secret alliances, betrayal, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush.

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further! On our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your ex behind your back. Will you confront them and start a virtual war, or will you let it slide and focus on building the biggest castle in the land?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with clingy friends who will stop at nothing to be by your ex’s side. Watch out for their over-the-top gestures of affection and try not to get caught in the crossfire of their love triangle. Will you be the hero who saves the day, or will you be the one left feeling betrayed and left out?

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the drama never ends and the friendships are as shaky as a poorly constructed redstone contraption. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the excitement right here in blocky form?

AnnoyingCraft

annoying buzzwords, annoying phrases, AnnoyingCraft, bothersome cliches, bothersome expressions, grating words, irritating catchphrases, irritating idioms, irritating sayings, Pet Peeves, vexing language

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	7177
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	7593	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Are you tired of hearing “diamonds are a girl’s best friend” in Minecraft? Well, join our server and never have to hear that cringy phrase again! Our server is filled with so many diamonds that even the creepers are blinged out! Plus, our resident Ender Dragon has a killer sense of fashion and will give you style tips while you battle it. So come join us and say goodbye to boring old diamond cliches!

GazaMobMadnessMC

Arbel Yehoud, Chaos, Chaotic scenes, Civil unrest, Conflict, crisis management., dangerous situation., emergency evacuation, emergency response, Gadi Mozes, gaza, GazaMobMadnessMC, humanitarian crisis, international aid, MIDDLE EAST, protest, Red Cross vehicles, seething mob, tense situation, violence, volatile situation

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

come join our epic minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme like arbel yehoud and gadi mozes trying to navigate through a seething mob in gaza! we promise you won’t have to deal with angry mobs in our server, just tons of fun and adventure! build your own red cross vehicles and explore the world with your friends! who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos in our server? join now and let the madness begin!

Spectre SMP

application, Builders, Collaborative, communal spirit, Community members, creative projects, discord server, Europe, Fabric, Friendly, Friends, Grinding, Longevity, Meetings, motivation, Performance Mods, PvP, REDSTONERS, smp, Spectre, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Crops Grown:	2844
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6

Spectre SMP Overview

Server Type	Vanilla 1.21.4 SMP
Community Focus	Communal spirit for collaboration

What do we offer?

We are looking for:

Builders and redstoners
Players who interact well
Creative and dedicated minds
Active community members

Server specifications and mods:

Fabric 1.21.4 in Europe
Performance mods
Minor recipe changes
Faster minecarts
Simple Voice Chat
/nick for nicknames
FSit
ArmorPoser Mod
Discord-to-Minecraft link

If you’re interested in joining, hop into our Discord server.

View our server images here.

Virtual Block Haven 1.21

BLOCK, CAR, Digital, DRIVE, enjoyment, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, Experience, Fun, Gaming, Haven, Immersive, leisure, Relaxation, shitbox, simple-minded, simulation, Technology, video game, virtual, virtual reality

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Emeralds Found:	2814
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Zombie Dances:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like driving around in a virtual world, but without the pesky traffic laws. And who doesn’t love pretending to be a virtual car? Plus, if you’re simple-minded like me, then this server is perfect for you. Just hit the gas and let the good times roll, my dude!

NoWeddingPlusOne

boundary setting, communication breakdown, Communication Issues, emotional cheating, exclusion, friendship boundaries, Insecurity, Jealousy, loyalty, NoWeddingPlusOne, past relationships, prioritizing feelings, relationship dynamics, setting boundaries, trust issues, trustworthiness, wedding drama, wedding drama avoidance, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8219
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise no exes will be crashing your virtual wedding!

Join us for a world filled with love and support, where you can set boundaries with your blocky best friends and not worry about late-night calls from ex-girlfriends. Our strict guest list policy ensures that only the closest of friends and family are invited, so you won’t have to deal with any unexpected guests showing up in their best pixelated dresses.

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life drama behind. Who needs exes and best friends causing tension when you can build your dream world without any interference? Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

RedditRookieMC SMP

community engagement, connecting with others, digital platforms, discussion platform, Entertainment, finding information, internet forum, memes, News, Online Community, online discussions., online networking, reddit, RedditRookieMC, sharing stories, smp, social media, social news, user interactions, user participation, User-generated content, virtual communities

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	6537
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Votes:	438
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP server!! Like, seriously, it’s the best thing since sliced bread. Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs and dancing llamas. And get this, the admins are actually unicorns in disguise! They grant you wishes and give you diamonds just for breathing. It’s like a magical fairy tale but with creepers and zombies. Plus, there’s a secret underground base where all the players gather to plan world domination. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin! #bestserverever #unicornsareadminstoo

PixelPotion

daily delights, daily happiness, feel-good moments, happy thoughts, instant gratification, instant mood boost, instant mood lift, little things, mood boosters, mood enhancers, PixelPotion, positive vibes, quick pick-me-up, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small joys, small pleasures, Small victories, tiny gestures, tiny victories, unexpected surprises

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4890
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2133
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Potions Brewed:	79

Join our Minecraft server and experience the joy of finding a diamond block in your first five minutes of gameplay! Rumor has it that our server is blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that every player will have the best luck possible.

Not only that, but our server is also home to a secret underground village of friendly villagers who are always throwing wild parties and giving out free emeralds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with nothing but cake and puppies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the good times roll!

IceRinkExpress Minecraft Server

accident investigation, air travel, athletes, aviation accident, Condolences, figure skaters, Flight crash, Grief, IceRinkExpress, investigation, Loss, memorial, Minecraft, News, Recovery, Remembrance, Server, sports, Support, Tragedy, tragedy aftermath, training camp, Transportation

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Mines Excavated:	1743	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	226	Alien Abductions:	3

so, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro. like, imagine a world where you can fly like a majestic eagle, soaring through the skies like a boss. and get this, the only way to get around is by figure skating on ice blocks.

we got figure skaters from all over the world, man. they come here to train and show off their sick moves. but watch out, cuz sometimes they crash and burn, just like that flight carrying figure skaters home from a training camp.

but don’t worry, we got a team of flying unicorns ready to swoop in and save the day. they’ll whisk you away to safety and make sure you’re back on your skates in no time.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the sky’s the limit and the ice is always slippery. you won’t regret it, bro. trust me.

Players:	101/200	Votes:	5333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Chimeras Created:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4