hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 108/700 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Gods Slained: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 9
Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 38

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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