hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7
Runes Activated: 7 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
Cursed Amulets Found: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 40
Wilderness Tamed: 17 Endless Legions Commanded: 42
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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