hey u! ya u! do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans? well do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic minecraft server where we have UYGHURS SENTENCED TO CUMULATIVE 4.4 MILLION YEARS IN PRISON!

that’s right, u heard me! our server is so wild and wacky that even the uyghurs are getting in on the action! imagine mining for diamonds with a uyghur by your side, it’s a real blast!

but wait, there’s more! not only do we have uyghurs, but we also have flying pigs, talking sheep, and dancing creepers! it’s a real party up in here!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on this insane minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who knows, maybe u’ll even break a world record for the most time spent in virtual prison! let’s get crafting, baby!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 7
Living Statues Befriended: 0 Goblin Markets Raided: 2
Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

New Minecraft Server
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