BlockyBagels – Crafting Chaos with Blue Archive General #5237

TrumpCraft: Last Stand Ukraine

administration, Allies, cooperation, Defence, eastern europe, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Military, nato, Politics, president, SECURITY, Stand, strategic partnership, summit, TRANSITION, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4410
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	152	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5026	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

🤣🤣🤣 OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server where we pretend to be Ukraine allies tryna hold off Trump before he takes office! 🇺🇦🤝🤡 We build giant walls and have epic battles with zombie pigmen dressed as politicians! 💥🐷 And if u join now, u get a free pet chicken named Hillary Cluckton! 🐔👑 So come on, join us in the fight against the orange menace and let’s show him who’s boss in this wacky world of blocks and pixels! 🌍🎮 #UkraineAlliesUnite #TrumpTakedown #MinecraftMadness 😂🔥

Firestorm Frenzy

abrupt climate change, Firestorm, Frenzy, increased wildfire activity, past periods, potential feature, significant shifts, study, temperature fluctuations, tropical rainfall patterns, world

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	3912
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Crops Grown:	5298
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	1

join our minecraft server and experience the wildest wildfires you’ve ever seen! we’ve got crazy weather patterns that will keep you on your toes as you try to survive the flames. who needs boring old regular climate when you can have abrupt climate change in minecraft? come join us for a fiery adventure like no other!

Rainbow Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, Anime, content creators, Digital Media, Entertainment, fanbase, Gaming, Good, IDOLS, japanese, Live streaming, Music, Niji Sanji, NijiEN, Nijisanji, Online Community, Performance, RAINBOW, Realm, talent agency, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6525
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Animals Bred:	143

Bro, lemme tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server called NijiEN.

You gotta join cuz like, the pigs there can fly and the cows can breakdance. It’s a whole new level of wackiness, man.

And get this, the trees drop diamonds instead of leaves. Like, what even is reality anymore?

Plus, the zombies are actually super chill and just wanna have a dance party with you. It’s like Thriller up in here, but with blocky zombies.

So yeah, if you wanna experience a Minecraft server that’s on some next level trippy shiz, then NijiEN is where it’s at, my dude.

SassySheepMinecraft SMP

Animal Behavior, animal characteristics, Animal intelligence, animal kingdom, animal personalities, Animals, anthropomorphism, Communication, Conversation, FANTASY, hypothetical scenarios, Kindness, Manners, niceness, niceness in animals, rudeness, rudeness in animals, SassySheepMinecraft, smp, speculation, Talking Animals

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	3377
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6719
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server ever! We have talking animals, like, can you even imagine how crazy that is? The pigs are all like “oink oink, give me some diamonds, bro” and the cows are all like “moo, I’m too fabulous for this grass.” It’s a total riot, I swear!

But wait, it gets even better. The creepers are actually super chill and just want to be friends. They’re all like “sssssssup, let’s blow stuff up together!” And the zombies are like “braaaaains, but also friendship.” It’s a total party up in here, I’m telling you.

So yeah, if you want to hang out with some sassy animals and make friends with explosive creepers, you gotta join this server. It’s a wild ride, but trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the talking chickens, they’re a little too obsessed with their feathers.

AgeCraft: Noob at Redstone

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	4478
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	963
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ores Mined:	1977

Are you tired of being judged for not knowing how to build a redstone contraption at the ripe old age of 12? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, age is just a number and incompetence is celebrated! Join us and revel in your inability to craft a simple pickaxe without consulting the Minecraft wiki for the 100th time. Our community of equally clueless players will make you feel right at home as you struggle to survive in a world where even the pigs laugh at your lack of mining skills. So come on down to our server and embrace your inner noob, because here, being a noob is the new pro!

PixelPorkChop’s Fast & Fit Server

abdominal fat, blood sugar regulation, cardiovascular health, Fast, fasting and abdominal fat, fasting and blood sugar, fasting and cardiovascular health, fasting benefits, fasting benefits for obesity, fasting effects, fasting for health, fasting for weight loss, fasting methods, fasting research, fasting results, fasting schedule, fasting tips, fit, intermittent fasting, obesity, PixelPorkChops, Server, subcutaneous fat, weight loss

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	161
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	9886	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of being a chunky monkey in Minecraft? Well, do I have the server for you! We got that intermittent fasting action going on up in here!

Imagine this: you log on to the server and your character automatically starts fasting from 5 pm until 9 am the next day. Not only will you lose weight faster than a creeper explodes, but your heart will be healthier than a diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! By not eating anything during those fasting hours, you’ll regulate your blood sugar like a pro and say goodbye to that pesky subcutaneous fat! Say hello to a leaner, meaner Minecraft machine!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and watch those pounds melt away faster than ice in the Nether! Let’s get fit, Minecraft style!

Lavbyte

Anti-Xray, apply, collaboration, Currency, Discord, Google form, java, Land Claims, Lavbyte, Minecraft, Protection, Server, smp, South US region, Survival, Tpa, twitch, Whitelist, world backups, Youtubers

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	1285
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Server Overview

Server Type	Whitelisted Survival
Version	Java 1.21.4
Region	South US

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can apply through our Google Form: Application Form

Q: What are some server highlights?

Land claims, TPA, currency, world backups, protection, anti-xray, etc.
Stress on no cheating or harassment.

Q: What are the rules for the server?

A: No cheating of any kind, and no harassment of any kind.

Q: How will I know if I am approved?

A: Once approved, you will be added to the whitelist and added on discord.

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	7127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Mines Excavated:	4899
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Farms Harvested:	532	Holy Grails Found:	5

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	3239
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	22	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6692
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Animals Bred:	189	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	7803
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	99	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Villages Defended:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Buildings Constructed:	31	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4631
Rating:	4.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	4522	Crystal Wands Charged:	12

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3581
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4571	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragons Tamed:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chimeras Created:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	4

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8839
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Star Shards Collected:	90
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Villages Defended:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

Players:	90/900	Votes:	639
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2