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Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 4134 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 22 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 467 |
Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a group of llamas and a horde of angry chickens over who gets to rule the server! Trust us, you’ve never seen drama like this before.
Oh, and did we mention that our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old pork chops? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.
But the real reason you should join our server is because one time, a player built a giant statue of Steve riding a chicken into battle against a giant zombie horde. It was epic, hilarious, and just a little bit ridiculous – everything you could ever want in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!