BlockyBackstabbers

If you don’t trust people who don’t play on our Minecraft server, then you’re in the right place! Our server is filled with players who are so trustworthy, they’ll even give you their last diamond without hesitation. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a pack of friendly wolves who will attack any griefers on sight. So come join us and never worry about trusting the wrong person again!
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Lyme Warp: Cell Travelers
so, like, u know how u always wanted to play minecraft but also learn about lyme disease bacteria? well, this server is the place for u! we got all the fun minecraft stuff u love, like building and mining and fighting zombies, but also we got this crazy cool study that says lyme disease bacteria can travel through blood vessels like a ninja. so, like, join our server and become a lyme disease bacteria ninja warrior or something. it’s gonna be epic and totally weird, just like us. so come on, what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started! -
SisterSilence Minecraft Server
Are you tired of family drama and arguments over blood tests? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only drama is deciding which block to build with next! Our server is a safe haven from real-life conflicts, where you can let your creativity run wild without worrying about your mum accusing you of having a mental problem. Plus, we have a strict “no BPD testing” policy, so you can focus on crafting the perfect castle instead of arguing with your family members. Join now and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to build a drama-filled castle, in which case, we fully support your creative vision!


