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Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 1368 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 107 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
New Chunks Explored: | 317905 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 7 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 |
Join us if you want to escape the pressure of settling down and have a good laugh at the expense of V’s wild theories about life purpose and marriage. We promise a virtual escape from all the real-life craziness, where you can build your dream world without anyone judging you for not wanting to reproduce.
And hey, if you ever need to cancel plans with V and ask for a refund for that non-refundable trip, we got your back. No judgement here, just pure Minecraft fun and friendship. So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s build a world where marriage and kids are just pixelated dreams!