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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9938 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 342 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 93 |
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