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| Players: | 103/900 | Votes: | 6949 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Ores Mined: | 5263 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 17 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 6 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
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