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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 4345 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 4 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
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