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Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 823 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 0 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
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