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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 1266 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 8 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Mines Excavated: | 3610 |
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