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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 4747 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6376 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 39 |
Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so addictive, it’s like an opioid painkiller for your gaming soul! Once you start playing, you won’t be able to stop! We got 148 studies to prove it, involving over 4.3 million players who are now addicted to our server!
And get this, 1 in 3 players show signs of becoming dependent on our server, and 1 in 8 are at risk of misusing their time by playing too much! So come on, join us and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! You won’t regret it, unless you have a problem with addiction, then maybe you should stay away. But who cares about that, right? Let’s play!